Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention; I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story, and I need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen ...
According to the Chicago Tribune's Teddy Greenstein, the always funny and important Will Ferrell will be introducing the lineups at tonight's Bulls-Hornets game as part of a role for a movie, not to further advertise Old Milwaukee beer.
I have no idea why this is at all relevant to the film, but I guess it's for the movie "Dog Fight" in which Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis play South Carolina politicians with presidential aspirations running against each other for a seat in Congress.
We can only hope that Ferrell brings back the monotone voice he used on SNL's weekend update years ago (seen above in the image I have graciously captured and saved on the internet4lyfe).
AND NOW, YOUR CHICAGO BULLS ... A LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW, AND A LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW.
UPDATE: And here it is... hilarious as expected: