We criticize athletes all the time for spitting out clichéd answers to reporters after games without realizing that these guys are tired and probably just want to go home, watch Roadhouse, and get some sleep. Other guys give their opinion whether we want to hear it or not. Then there are guys like Yankees pitcher Chan Ho Park, who should probably stick with an interpreter from now on.
I'm not sure if this was a prank on a foreign player or if Park was actually having digestive problems, but eating Taco Bell before your games probably isn't the best decision. Still, I don't think Park could hold a candle (pun definitely intended) to CC Sabathia's ability to win a game of Battleshits.