Chrysler is absolutely killing it with this "Imported from Detroit" campaign. Here's their newest spot, featuring 2011 NFL Defensive Player of the Year (yup, you read that right) Ndamukong Suh.

Verbatim:

Humble beginnings are true beginnings. They're character-building beginnings. They're "hard work ethic" beginnings. They're "appreciate what you've earned" beginnings. They are the purest way to gauge success, maybe the only way to gauge success. But the most powerful thing about humble beginnings is that they are humbling. Show where you're going without forgetting where you're from.

So Detroit, which commercial is better? The Super Bowl ad with Eminem or this one? Leave your thoughts in the comments.

Sunday Night Depression (SND) is a very serious cognitive disorder affecting many Americans, one that can have a significant negative impact on the end of your weekend. We've provided small doses of an anti-debreastant cure before, but, like Dr. House (more on him later), we're here to help no matter how much we make fun of you in the process.

Tonight is especially important to be on the lookout for signs of SND. Between coming down off the high of Justin Verlander's no-hitter and the Wings facing elimination in Game 5, things could look fairly bleak in the D tomorrow morning.

Speaking of Dr. House, this week's remedy comes from Olivia Wilde, a.k.a. "Thirteen" or "Dr. Hadley" (starting in Season 4, of course). A doctor that looks like this should be able to cure just about anything that ails you.

Click after the jump to see more of Olivia...

This video gives me chills. What a surreal moment.

[Mock Session, via Bro Bible]

Gooooooood morning Candice Swanepoel. [via Score Buzz]

• There will be no dual national championship this year: the UConn women's basketball team was upset last night by Notre Dame in the Final Four. Yeah, seriously.

• The geniuses (hopefully) behind Madden 2012 will be emphasizing concussion safety precautions by not allowing injured players to return to the game as easily. I like the idea, but does it really matter if there isn't a season next year?

• Everyone is already freaking the hell out, naturally, because Carl Crawford was moved down to the #7 spot in the Red Sox batting order over the weekend. Should Red Sox fans actually be concerned? Two words: Laser show.

• I don't know how they pulled it off, but Awful Announcing was able to interview Bill Raftery leading into this weekend's Final Four games. It's definitely worth the read, and goes to show how well Raftery is able to relate to fans.

• I'm not sure which part of this Alex Ovechkin highlight is better: the goal or the Irish jig (on ice, remember) afterward?

• The absolute trainwreck that is Charlie Sheen continued into Detroit this weekend, where people boo(z)ed him off stage. Well done, D-Town.

• I'm technically a few days late on this one, but it's too awesome not to share: Randall Simon Sausages used the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to preview the 2011 MLB season.

• It's official: this is the worst custom jersey of all-time. No contest whatsoever.

• On a more somber note (unless that picture made you sad, which is completely understandable), The Triple Deke is semi-officilly hanging up the... laptop (?). If you haven't read some of their stuff, go through the archives and be prepared to laugh.

• And finally, make sure to vote for Thunder Treats' Cougar Madness Championship!

Here's a quick brain teaser to start your day: how many "that's what she said" jokes can you get out of Danica Patrick in this clip? [via Deadspin]

• Bro Bible thinks they have found pictures of Tiger Woods new girlfriend, Elise Lahti Johnston. No one has any idea who's fairway Tiger is hitting these days (because he isn't hitting them on the golf course...), but at least his ex-wife is happy.

• I'm a few weeks late on this (big surprise, right?) but Delaney's Dozen is Bloguin's new Big Ten blog headlined by an all-star cast of writers. Make sure to add them to your bookmark list.

• U.S. soccer player Charlie Davies returned from an 18 months hiatus after his horrific car crash to score 2 goals for D.C. United on Saturday night. It's a great story, and hopefully just the beginning for Davies and the U.S. as he continues to recover.

• Ramon Santiago might be on the trading block for the Tigers, but with the Phillies signing Luis Castillo instead, no one is too sure what Dave Dombrowski has planned.

• Not that you need it now, with all the games on during primetime from here on out, but MMOD's boss button is pretty... well, boss. [via Busted Coverage]

• My favorite thing about Rogo's interpretation of Miguel Cabrera's St. Patrick's Day might be that it bears an eerie similarity to my own, minus Dave Dombrowski's butt chin, of course.

• Regardless of what Snoop Dogg's new drink is like, I love this picture.

• Gunaxin gives you 10 excuses for your shitty bracket and one amazing photoshop of Jimmer Fredette doing his best Brandon Davies impression.

• Make sure to keep an eye on Thunder Treats for the next couple days as they update the standings of their Cougar Madness tournament.

Despite what Greg Gumbel wants you to think, the Michigan-Duke Uncle Tom Grudge Match that is tipping off in about 10 minutes is on CBS, not ESPN.

Greg Gumbel hasn't worked at ESPN since the '80s, but we'll give him the benefit of the doubt. In fact, the entire CBS crew could use a wake-up call.

[via @bubbaprog]

Times have been hard on New Jersey Nets fans lately, but between new mob boss owner Mikhail Prokhorov and new point guard Deron Williams, things seem to be looking up in Newark... well, until people realize that they're in Newark, that is.

Thankfully, this happy guy still hasn't realized that sorrowful fact yet, and is having a blast in the time being.

And the gif... [via @jose3030, if the image itself didn't make it obvious enough]

[The Basketball Jones]

I'm going to be starting a new feature here at D4L. Every time I play a new video game (which is almost never), I'm going to put up a comprehensive review rambling thoughts on what I think about the game. Since I have some down time over the next few days, I picked up MLB 2K11 at the last video rental store on earth.

The first thing that caught my eye when the game loaded up was the "MLB Today" feature, giving me an option to play any of today's Spring Training games. Naturally, I picked the Tigers, who were conveniently matched up against the Washington Nationals. I was slightly disappointed that the game didn't have today's pitching matchups or lineups, but I was going to start Justin Verlander anyway so this doesn't really matter. I'd assume that the game will update this for the regular season.

Click after the jump to hear more about the game...

Let's go dancing, y'all. [via Mock Session]

• First, a serious note: our thoughts and prayers go out to everyone in Japan and those affected by the earthquake and tsunami. Don from With Malice (a site you should be reading already) lives in southern Japan and has been providing updates both on his site and on Twitter.

• Speaking of best wishes, thoughts, etc., a hearty "Get Well Soon" goes out to Detroit mega-blogger Al Beaton, who is going through some health-related issues right now.

• Obviously we'll be covering this ad nauseum over the next few weeks (because you won't hear about it anywhere else...), but Randall Simon Sausages had a good initial take on the NCAA tournament bracket shortly after it was released last night.

• The biggest shot of the weekend didn't belong to UConn's Kemba Walker or Washington's Isaiah Thomas. Instead, Princeton's Douglas Davis's double-pump jumper was the difference between dancing and sitting home for both the Tigers and Harvard (who got snubbed, in my opinion).

• File this one under "things that make me laugh": Kirk Herbstreit has moved out of Columbus because Ohio State fans think he's too unbiased on air.

• Want to maximize your Gus Johnson exposure this weekend? Check out Awful Announcing for the full announcing schedule for this week's games.

• We don't get too far into sabermetrics or any advanced baseball statistics here at D4L, but Joe Posnanski has a quick explanation of some of the more popular stats being used by many sites (and even some big-time analysts). [via Bless You Boys]

• As annoying/entertaining (depending on your opinion) as he can be when announcing (un-bee-LEEEEEEEEE-vable!), this Guinness commercial makes Bill Walton look like a straight bad ass.

• I couldn't believe this when I read about it a few days ago, but Chuck Norris is 71 (!!!) now. And yes, he could still easily kick your ass.

Andrei Kirilenko proved that height isn't everything in basketball at the tail end of the Utah Jazz's 103-101 loss to the Denver Knicks Nuggets last night.

If missing that isn't enough, look how sad Kirilenko made his coach, Tyrone Corbin. Poor guy.

[Busted Coverage]