It's that time again. You've had a great weekend, spending time outside in the nice weather (well, hopefully it was nice where you are). You didn't read too far into the fact that Jim Leyland has lost his mind. You had a couple drinks with friends, but you still wish you had another day to enjoy before getting back to the working grind.

Unfortunately, we don't get that luxury until next week, so the lovely Blake Lively will have to suffice until then. [Big thanks to @ChrisDF0 for the suggestion last week]

Click after the jump to see more of Blake...

If Bloguin's servers ever go down, I'm challenging Sharapova's Thigh to a blog joust.

• We begin today on a somber note with the passing of Minnesota Twins giant Harmon Killebrew. Along with a Hall of Fame career (no big deal, right?) Killebrew is rumored to be the guy behind the MLB logo.

• The Pistons will draft 8th overall in this year's NBA draft after they were leapfrogged by the Cleveland Cavaliers, who have both the #1 and #4 picks.

• Yahoo's Nicholas Cotsonika wrote a great article about Stevie Y and how he's turned around the Tampa Bay Lightning in his first year as general manager. Let's hope he can come home when Ken Holland retires. [via The Malik Report]

• Charles Barkley thinks that the Miami Heat are a "whiny bunch." I read "whiny bitch," so I'm going with that. It's probably what he wanted to say anyway.

• As you're probably well aware, the Tigers' 7-game winning streak was snapped on Monday night. I hate writing about losses unless something amazing happened, so hopefully Samara's cartoon will make you feel a little better about it. Also, this kid's hat is gigantic.

• Regardless of how you feel about soccer, you can't help but love how candid Portland Timbers coach John Spencer was about the excuses coming from rival Seattle after the two teams played in a 1-1 tie last weekend.

• It wouldn't be America if someone didn't try to profit off of recent news events. A paintball field in California has designed their course (field?) after Osama bin Laden's mansion in Pakistan.

• Was the Washington Nationals' Dollar Ticket Night as bad as it seems? Probably, but the weather also sucked and many who bought tickets (apparently they were sold out) didn't go to the game.

• Uncle Tom alert: Duke lost a high-profile basketball recruit to North Carolina because they repeatedly spelled his name wrong. T.J. Hairston also said that he "didn't like Duke's system." Somewhere, Jalen Rose is beaming.

No idea how I missed this yesterday. 1.5 seconds my ass.

• I meant to write more about this, but you know how life is. Anywho, Lloyd Carr will enter the College Football Hall of Fame later this week. As much as I loved him as a coach, I can't think of a better man to receive this honor. Congrats to Coach Carr.

• After tearing the cover off of the ball for the past 2+ weeks, Victor Martinez is finally getting some love. V-Mart was named the AL Player of the Week for last week.

• Playstation Network is finally going back online after... well, I don't know. I have an Xbox. Blythe at Guys Girl has a PS3, however, and she wonders if PSN users will ever forgive Sony for what happened.

• Speaking of games, I was a bit disappointed to read this review of L.A. Noire from Wired. While the game sounds like an awesome story with brilliant graphics, hearing that the gameplay still has something to be desired is not a good sign.

• Dutch soccer team Ajax pulled a Real Madrid and decided to drop their championship trophy off the top of the bus as well. Unlike the Spanish giants, however, it was the GOALIE who dropped the hardware this time.

• Despite all that noise we heard about Greg Monroe giving up the now-retired #10 in honor of Dennis Rodman, word is that Monroe is thinking again about this decision.

• Nightmare on Helm Street does kinda the same thing we did and looks at the Red Wings free agency outlook for next season. They take a broader approach though, so make sure to check out their thoughts as well.

• I really hope that Dilo's story is true and that his sister actually made this cake, because it's awesome.

• Busted Coverage wrote some words about Imogen Thomas being in trouble, but what's that saying about a picture being worth a thousand words again? Yeah...

• SB Nation DC looks at the Atlanta Thrashers' possible move to Winnipeg and how it will affect divisional alignment in the NHL. Does this mean Detroit might actually move to the Eastern conference? We can only hope.

Stay classy, green men. [via Puck Daddy]

• Magglio Ordonez was put on the 15-day disabled list on Friday, making room for outfielder Andy Dirks to get a call up from the minors. He was scheduled to make his major league debut yesterday, but the game was postponed.

• Speaking of the Tigers, Steve Kornacki's actual final article for MLive might make Rogo's heart finally give out. We hope it doesn't, but we'll keep a close eye just in case.

• Last week, we discussed whether we will see Nicklas Lidstrom in a Red Wings uniform again next season. We still don't know the answer, but at least we won't have to wait long: Nick has said that he will give his decision by July 1. [via Winging It In Motown]

• After posting the video below, Motor City Bengals warned readers to not try to top this fan at a Tigers game. I'll do you one better: if you do this at the CoPa and get video, we'll post it here.

• I was extremely disappointed to find out that this headline was referring to an actual turtle, and not that dude from Entourage. Oh well.

• Lions DE Lawrence Jackson bought a Green Bay Packers doormat, which seems a bit backwards after the Pack just won the Super Bowl. Maybe he's saving the Vikings for his new toilet seat cover.

• I never played lacrosse, but you would think that the hidden ball trick wouldn't work when the net is basically see-through, especially at a D-1 collegiate level.

• Guyism is all for pre-fight staredowns, and after seeing this one we agree.

• FINALLY! Hayden Panettiere is single once again. Even if you have no shot with her, rejoice in the fact that she's not dating Andre the Giant anymore.

With the Red Wings losing on Thursday night, you were probably just getting around to feeling better before realizing that your weekend is just about over. Thankfully, we're here to help cure your Sunday Night Depression once again.

This week's dose of antidebreastants comes via the very hot (and very young) Kate Upton. Kate, who was born in Michigan, has been absolutely destroying the internet lately (in a good way, kinda like us) after appearing in Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue this year.

And to help cure your depression on this particular Sunday evening, we have video of Miss Upton, thanks to the guys at Bro Bible. If this doesn't make you feel better, I don't know what will.

Check out more of Kate after the jump...

Anyone need a pick-me-up after last night? Yeah, me too. Thanks Bro Bible.

• Speaking of pick-me-ups, this made my morning: Angry Birds is available through a Google Chrome extension. So if you're using Firefox or Internet Explorer, switch. Now.

• Tiger Woods pulled out... of the Players Championship (sorry, couldn't resist) after just 9 holes. (Thank you golf, for making even serious statements sound completely dirty if taken in the wrong context.)

• On Wednesday we discussed Gus Johnson's move to FOX and how it affects CBS. Well, when you go out and get Marv Albert instead, I think Gus Johnson becomes expendable. I'm still wondering why Jim Nantz has a job though.

• Random but funny.

• With the Boston Celtics out of the playoffs and not getting any younger, this question asked at Detroit Bad Boys is valid: are these Celtics comparable to the 2002-2008 Detroit Pistons?

• Remember last year's dunk contest when JaVale McGee dunked three basketballs at once? If not, I don't blame you. The contest sucked. Anywho, the folks at Guinness (no, not that Guinness) took interest and gave McGee his own world record for it.

• Tom Benson, I know you own the New Orleans Saints and all, but I think the pope has better bling than you do.

• We're big fans of our friends at Maize 'n' Brew, but this especially holds true in the offseason. Why the backwards opinion you might ask? Because they get bored, and that leads to gems like this.

We want the Cup!

• Speaking of Stanley Cups, here's Patrick Kane enjoying his Cup-less offseason passed out drunk while some random busted chick (probably) takes pictures of him and his stuff.

• An unfortunate LSU fan learned why you should never post a picture of your mom on a message board -- let alone Tiger Droppings, arguably one of the most popular college boards on the net -- the hard way. This thread is hilarious. Make sure to click through all pages. [via Uproxx]

• Speaking of family members, you probably shouldn't piss off any Italian father, let alone Frank Sorrentino. "Papa Situation," as I'm calling him, isn't happy with little Mikey and how he's acted since getting involved with the Jersey Shore cast.

• Lamborghini just released their newest car, the Sesto. If you're rich as shit, it will cost you a whopping $2.92 million, making it the most expensive car in the world. Oh, and you can't drive it, because it's not street legal. Nice lawn ornament though.

• So you know that miracle 3-pointer (video below) that Greivis Vasquez hit on Tuesday to force double overtime against the Oklahoma City Thunder? Yeah, he practices that shot.

• Screw the princess, her sister Pippa Middleton is hotter and younger, and now her booty has its own Facebook fan page, going over 215,000 strong. [via Elle & Guyism]

• The No Look Pass's obsession with obscure former NBA players reminds me of Sharapova's Thigh's old feature on obscure(ish) former baseball players. Tate George (who?) is the newest obscure player you should read up on.

• "Til I got a buzz like that [redacted] Chris Mullin" is one of my favorite rap lyrics of all-time. Random, yes, but here's Chris Mullin making a trick shot in the ESPN parking lot, buzz and all.

• ESPN's David Fleming came up with 50 reasons to love the NHL. Despite our constant bashing on Gary Bettman and his incompetence, I agree with most of this list. [via Kukla's Korner]

Go hard like Barkley. [via Mock Session]

• If you watched Oklahoma City's thrilling triple OT victory over Memphis on Monday night (and Tuesday morning), you already know that Russell Westbrook is anything but gunshy when he has the ball. Kevin Durant's standing around might also have something to do with it.

• How much longer will Dwight Howard be playing in Orlando? No one is sure, but we do know this: Dwight is sick of dumb articles about his future with the Magic.

• Continuing with the NBA stuff, the Washington Wizards showed off their new jerseys this week, and despite Mike Prada's orangeish pictures, they are going back to the red/white/blue theme they had when they were the Bullets.

• The NFL lockout is pissing everyone off, but arguably no one more than Nate at 18 to 88. He got a bit worked up over some of the recent conversations, so much so that Roger Goodell called him personally to hash things out. [via Shutdown Corner]

• I was shocked when I heard that the Lions didn't give Nick Fairley a playbook last week when he was in town, but Jim Schwartz came out and explained why he didn't think it was a good idea. I guess I can handle that.

• Gus Johnson is headed to FOX after somewhat of a falling out with CBS. While this is probably a good career move for Johnson, it's disappointing to think that we won't hear him calling NCAA tournament games anymore. At least we'll be able to hope for more of this.

• Is it hard being married to a professional athlete? Rogo at DesigNate Robertson doesn't seem to think so, and I would probably agree.

• Guyism has the hookup (well, sorta) on a deal to get Friday Night Lights (the TV show, not the movie, though both are awesome) for just $11.99 a season. Jump on this.

• A ballsy (pun intended) soul threw this link up on our Facebook page yesterday (like us!), so I figured I'd give them proper linkage. The D Zone, while an unfortunate name for anything other than a blog about porn, is a pretty hoppin' place for all your Michigan high school sports needs.

OK, so maybe it's just a video game screenshot, but this already made my day.

• Jerry Seinfeld recently launched a website of his own personal stand-up archives, posting three new (well, old but new) videos each day. I now propose that every other comedian in the world should do this too. [via Bro Bible]

• Awful Announcing has video of the last at-bat of Justin Verlander's no-hitter on Saturday, including Rod Allen's awesome Kentucky Derby comparison. Click on over before the MLB takes it down.

• The New York Times gave Detroit some tourism love last week, giving readers 36(ish) hours worth of attractions. Whether you're visiting or have lived there for years, there's probably a couple things on their list that might interest you. [h/t @OffThe_Record]

• Not surprisingly, Drew isn't too happy with Joe Thornton's dive during Sunday's Wings-Sharks game. To add to his sentiments, I think the only thing "Jumbo" about Thornton is his vagina.

• You know Manny Pacquiao is a big deal when he's voted to political office an MMA site writes a post about how big of a deal he is. And yes, we're talking leather bound books and rich mahogany-type big deal.

• Clapp was pondering some big lifestyle changes at Sharapova's Thigh yesterday. First he wondered if getting a pet alligator was a good idea, then he decided to work out a little bit. Sounds like a good day if you ask me.

• I probably shouldn't be this nice after their team swept the Tigers a couple weeks ago, but Burning River Baseball is Bloguin's new Cleveland Indians site. Check them out, and don't talk trash until they start to collapse in June.

• Brosome gave readers a list of the 10 hottest redheads in the world yesterday, but I can't fully get behind it when Isla Fisher isn't ranked #1. [via Busted Coverage]

• Being that a lot of my new friends here in DC are Maryland grads, I might be the only one that cares about this, but Texas A&M's Mark Turgeon was hired by Maryland to replace the newly-retired Gary Williams.

Whaaa?! A links post?! I know, it's a bit unusual and quite frightening. But it's nowhere near as freaky as the jibberish coming from this reporter.

• It's hard for me to watch the NBA Playoffs when the Pistons aren't involved, but I enjoyed seeing the Lakers get swept by the Mavericks as much as your average Celtics fan. The Lakers didn't take the loss too well, as Bro Bible points out. At least Lakers exec Bonnie-Jill Laflin had fun this weekend.

• Are you currently house hunting? Well, if you have some spare coin lying around, you could buy the house from "Home Alone" (the first one, not that third piece of shit) for a cool $2.4 million.

• In case you missed the news (or forgot after 12 tequila shots on Cinco de Mayo), Darius Morris will not be coming back to Michigan. Good news for Spartan fans: Crisler Arena is no longer his court, though Michigan should still be fairly decent next season.

• Funny that Vernon Wells can hit gum that he spits out of his mouth, but he can't hit a baseball about 100 times the size of said gum.

• Both Michigan and Michigan State received verbal commitments from 2012 recruits over the weekend. SB Nation Detroit provided updates for both Michigan and MSU, showing the vast difference between the two schools' classes so far.

• Real Fake Sports reports that Chris Bosh may have been voted out of the "Big Three" by a 2/3 vote. One of those votes probably came from Bosh himself.

• We profiled Olivia Wilde last night, but had I seen these amazing pics of Bar Refaeli beforehand, I probably would have changed my mind.

• Like most people, I didn't expect Greg Monroe to be named the NBA Rookie of the Year this season. Like Matt Watson, I'm pretty surprised he received as few votes as he did. Being left off of that many ballots is misleading as to how great Monroe was this year.

• Oh, and as for the Manny Pacquiao fight I was all excited about on Saturday? Yeah, it sucked pretty bad.