Tim Tebow's Tears Would Make a Great Stocking Stuffer

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Tim Tebow's Tears Would Make a Great Stocking Stuffer

Written by Bob Biscigliano

Sunday, 06 December 2009 04:57

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Yes, Tim Tebow's tears are on Ebay. They might be a great present in place of coal this season. A couple drops of Tim Tebow's tears could make your kid a Saint:

Up for sale is an actual vial of Tim Tebow's tears. These tears, squeezed from multiple tissues and shoulders at the Georgia Dome, may not be the last tears we see from Tim Tebow, but they may certainly be the most valuable to any and all Gator Haters throughout the world.

After being held to 13 points and being unable to score any points in the entire second half, Tebow let these tears fly, just like his chances of winning the Heisman or another National Championship as a senior. His red zone interception during the third quarter likely sealed the Gators' fate, ensuring Alabama's shot at the BCS National Championship game.

Here's some information about these tears, how you will receive them, and what they can do for you:

> These tears will come in a glass vial similar to the one shown in this aucition's pictures. Due to the volatile nature of Tim Tebow's tears, finding a recepticle to contain these tears can be unpredictable, but it is important to know that you will be getting actual tears from the ducts of #15.*

> Though little experimentation has been done on these tears, early studies have shown that these tears may have the ability of non-surgically circumcising a child as well as returning one's virginity upon dousing.

> The Vial of Tim Tebow's Tears makes a great Holiday Gift for Florida State, Georgia, Alabama, LSU, Tennessee, and any other Gator hating fan.

If you have any questions, please feel free to ask on the listing!

I just can't believe someone tried putting a price on them....

[Ebay]

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written by Big Al Beaton, December 06, 2009

My God, that's...HYSTERICAL!

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written by Bobby B, December 06, 2009

I think you mean, "My Tebow..."

Tebow Cried
written by MitchMc, December 07, 2009

Haha, classic. Found this on facebook too: http://redlabelsports.com. Bama fans love Tebow...

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Take It Easy...
written by DawgFan, December 07, 2009

I don't understand all the hate this guy gets. Kobe, OJ, Tiger, Pacman - these are sports figures who have done something to deserve the hate they get. Tebow's crime is being a genuinely good human being, that's all. Yet for some reason he is the most universally disliked figure in college football. What kind of crappy society is this that we treat the good people like this, but guys like Michael Vick get high-fived for their play this last weekend?

If we're going to attack a Florida player with jokes, I'm going after Dunlap - the guy who got a DUI, was the defensive MVP of the title game last year - and wasn't here for this game due to his poor decisions... Quite possibly cost his team the game.

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written by This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it , December 07, 2009

This was pretty great.

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written by seedub, December 07, 2009

http://twitpic.com/o5m2n

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written by Bobby B, December 07, 2009

Dawgfan,

They are just jokes, relax. Do you know Tebow personally? If you don't then you can't say he's a good person. The media paints these athletes, like Tebow, as these amazing guys. For all we know, Tebow could be a huge fraud. Look at Tiger Woods. I'm not saying Tebow's not a good guy, but I'm not going to buy into all the "Tebow's a God" talk. As a result, I'll make fun of it. I watch sports for their athletic abilities, not because they put Bible verses on their eye black.

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written by Webby, December 07, 2009

Why does anyone confuse laughing at this fraud's boo-hooing with Christianity Tebow is no more the poster boy for Christ than Fulmer is the spokesman for Slimfast.

Where were all the Tebow christians when he was still in the game in the fourth quarter thouroughly thrashing teams that were being beaten by 30 points? Don't you DARE say we are dumping on him because he is a Christian. We're enjoying seeing a bully get his just desserts!!!

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PATHETIC
written by G8RLUVR, December 07, 2009

Tebow is the real deal and it is so nice to hear GOOD things about a football player. I'm sick to death of hearing about dog torturers and murderers and idiots that shoot themselves. You people are pathetic. If he played on your team you would think he was the greatest, so you're not fooling anybody.

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written by Bobby B, December 07, 2009

Gator Lover,

It is nice to hear good things about athletes. It's not nice to have it incessantly rammed down our throats considering these athletes should be just that to us -- incredible athletes, not put on a pedestal. I almost feel bad for Tebow because if, God forbid, he ever screws up, he's not going to hear the end of it. I'll point to Tiger Woods again. He's painted by the media as this perfect individual who lives humbly bla bla bla and then all this stuff comes out. For Tebow's sake, he better be a virgin, better be a devout Christian, and better never screw up. And to me, that's all unfair. Either way, these are just jokes and you need to take yourself and your beloved Gators a little less seriously.