Steve Francis (FKA as "Stevie Franchise"), was caught on national televison aggressively searching for a boogie. He was doing a decent job concealing it at first, but once he realized there was a golden one lodged up in there, he decided that retrieving it was much more important than any remaining discretion.
Of course disgruntled Magic fans wouldn't let this pass without some snark:
"That's more work than he put in wearing a Magic jersey"
Francis was released by the Grizzlies over a year ago after a few years of being passed around like a box of Kleenex. There have been no indications that he'll be back in the NBA again so young guards can do the brain picking of the three-time All-Star. (Did I miss any booger jokes/puns?)