Football Recruit Ditches Clemson for Chick-Fil-A

Four-star football recruit Cassanova McKinzy was all set to go to Clemson University, where the girls are pretty and… well, the girls are pretty until he hit a little snag: there’s no Chick-Fil-A on Clemson’s campus. While this might not sway most athletes — many of whom try to resist eating fast food to stay in top shape — McKinzy was not to be denied his God-given right of convenient, quality chicken sandwiches. He is from Alabama, after all.

…so he committed to Auburn instead.

Now, there are probably many of you reading this who have never experienced Chick-Fil-A in all it’s greasy, waffle-fried goodness, but let me assure you: this man truly has his priorities in order. Some recruits want a shot at the pros, others want… well, other things. McKinzy didn’t want to rely on Popeyes for his chicken fixin’s for the next four years.

And then there’s Indiana LSU Notre Dame recruit Gunner Kiel, who is more indecisive than your ex-girlfriend.

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