Kevin Youkilis' Tweets are almost as soft as his mound charge

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Kevin Youkilis' Tweets are almost as soft as his mound charge

Written by Bob Biscigliano

Tuesday, 11 August 2009 23:57

Someone needs to call the whambulance. Kevin Youkilis -- who charged the mound on Tuesday night, threw his helmet at Rick Porcello like a woman throwing her purse at a mugger, got dropped, and then quickly disappeared into the clubhouse -- was tweeting after the bench clearing affair and they are pretty soft, to say the least.

Take a peek at just a few of them before Youk gets so frustrated that he has to go before he gets weally angwry.

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In case you were wondering what made him say "tell me how it feels to be hit with a 90mph fast ball," Youk was responding to "tell me how it feels being bet up by a boy who could be your son." Good come back, tough guy.

Also, don't forget that Youkilis had a shot to charge the mound on Monday when he knew he was hit intentionally by Edwin Jackson, but didn't. Instead he decided to pick on the skinny 20-year old rookie, and got served.

I'll leave you with a quote from one of the NESN announcers: "It seems like Youkilis is always in the middle of something." It's no coincidence, sir.

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written by Hef, August 12, 2009

Also, don't forget that Youkilis had a shot to charge the mound on Monday when he knew he was hit intentionally by Edwin Jackson, but didn't. Instead he decided to pick on the skinny 20-year old rookie, and got served.

I disagree with your logic here. He charged the mound tonight because it was the 2nd night in a row that he got hit by the pussy ass Tigers. Monday he took his base like he's supposed to; Tuesday he had enough and charged Porcello.

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written by Bobby B, August 12, 2009

I don't see what's wrong with my statement. He did have a chance to charge Jackson and he didn't. If he's taking his base like he's supposed to, it should not have been any different when he got hit by Porcello. Cabrera's been hit 3-games in a row and he's not charging anyone. It's baseball, pitchers get their back, they move on.

If the Tigers are pussy asses then I don't know what that makes Youkilis because he got dropped by a "pussy ass" 20-year old rook tonight. Youk's probably crying on his fiance's shoulder right now, who by the way is way too hot for him.

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written by toasterhands, August 12, 2009

Oh Mr. B, you are having way too much fun with this. Keep at it.

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written by Paris Hilton's Lazy Eye, August 12, 2009

Tuesday he had enough and charged Porcello.

You forgot to add: "and got his ass kicked by a skinny 20 year old."

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