| 30 May 2009
Sidney Crosby gets desperate around playoff time. With every shave he hopes his hairs, hiding somewhere deep under that fresh baby face, will begin to sprout into a respectable playoff beard. Unfortunately, it never happens.
So Sidney, or "Sid the Kid," called in 8th grader Scott Tenorman for a favor. For a reasonable price of just $16.12, Scott Tenorman sold Crosby a nice zip-lock bag full of his pubes for Crosby to paste to his face.
So the next time you see Sidney sporting that totally awesome playoff beard, that pales in comparison to the likes of real men such as Zetteberg, Franzen, Cleary, Draper, and Kronwall, you'll know exactly where it came from.
Inside Scott Tenorman's pants.
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