Written by Bob Biscigliano
| 02 November 2009
Rob is that guy that you know who always know more about sports than you do. He’s a huge Detroit sports fan, even though he defected somewhat during the Michael Jordan years. Benedict Arnold, as some of his friends call him for that, is short and white. Rob isn’t a great athlete but he still enjoys running around with other short white guys in poor attempts to play various sports. He is currently a student at George Washington University pursuing a doctorate in
debt management physical therapy. Hopefully he’ll get a sweet job one day, but he’s currently happy watching any sports event he can.
Interests
Family
Friends
Detroit sports
The University of Michigan
Music
Mullets
Music by guys with mullets
Twitter
Windows 7
Fast food
Getting pwned in Call of Duty
Laughing at himself for saying “pwned”
Hating the Yankees
The Yost student section
The absence of instant replay in baseball
Good Time Charlie’s
Your mom
Movies that critics hate
The “sunglasses” quotes from CSI Miami
Marv Albert
Hustlin’
The Most Interesting Man in the World
Spending an ungodly amount of time on Youtube